why post em sep? that is called spam..
joke 1:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
joke 2:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
joke 3:
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
joke 4:
one time in a very very near city, called new york, a blonde was driving to fast, then the police stopped her. a female cop. the cop asks the blonde "Let me see your driving licence." the blonde says "what does it look like?" the cop say's "its a square thingy with a picture of you on it." the blonde searches her purse and took up a small square mirror, she looked at it and saw herself. she handed it to the cop, and the cop said" oh sorry, i didnt know you were a cop to."
